Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart

If she were pregnant, we would know. The girl is tiny. A baby bump would show the first fucking week of pregnancy on her. And I feel like Kristen would rather die than have a child at 21. I mean I wouldn’t be glowing if I had one of those fuckers coming when I just hit legal drinking age.

I think her and Rob quit smoking, tbh. Smoking is known to lead to depression and mood swings, so. That’s probably a stretch but I have not seen her with a cigarette since Breaking Dawn filming… and Rob even longer than that. That’s enough to put her in a better mood. She probably smokes to relax herself, and maybe that’s why she’s doing yoga instead, to find another way to cool off, I’m not sure. Just my guess. OKAY I’M RAMBLING!!!